Friday, November 11, 2005
India and possibly something more
"Wtf?"
That's the response you wanted xinrui.
Ok since xinrui didnt say much (or anything) about India, i shall now attempt to explain india.
1) India is big, not as big as china or russia but big enough to own singapore flat.
2) It will have the largest population in like 50 years, cuz the communists have a one child policy which will cause the population to drop like shit, maybe by 100 million?
3) Indian people are smart. Chandru is one such example.
Therefore, India is not a good place to go, go china better. Japan even better. Ok i will talk about japan later. Cuz if you go to india, the people are smarter than you and will thrash you in maths and physics, and there are more people there. So the probability of getting a job in india is greatly reduced maybe to 1/34561294059.
And you shld all go to japan. Ok not becuz the japanese occupied singapore before and the rest did not. The reason is simple: instant self-gratification. The japanese speak engrish, you speak english. Americans in japan speak american ENGLISH. The british in japan speak english. So you're asian and you speak english, they think you are godlike and you get the job. And furthermore it's more enjoyable eating sushi everday rather than drinking curry or eating civet cats.
But remember what SM Goh said? Bet you didnt. "Don't be quitters" Singapore has lots of opportunities too! (Although totally denied by "friendly" neighbour muk).
Plus, Xin Rui rocks!! - xr
That's the response you wanted xinrui.
Ok since xinrui didnt say much (or anything) about India, i shall now attempt to explain india.
1) India is big, not as big as china or russia but big enough to own singapore flat.
2) It will have the largest population in like 50 years, cuz the communists have a one child policy which will cause the population to drop like shit, maybe by 100 million?
3) Indian people are smart. Chandru is one such example.
Therefore, India is not a good place to go, go china better. Japan even better. Ok i will talk about japan later. Cuz if you go to india, the people are smarter than you and will thrash you in maths and physics, and there are more people there. So the probability of getting a job in india is greatly reduced maybe to 1/34561294059.
And you shld all go to japan. Ok not becuz the japanese occupied singapore before and the rest did not. The reason is simple: instant self-gratification. The japanese speak engrish, you speak english. Americans in japan speak american ENGLISH. The british in japan speak english. So you're asian and you speak english, they think you are godlike and you get the job. And furthermore it's more enjoyable eating sushi everday rather than drinking curry or eating civet cats.
But remember what SM Goh said? Bet you didnt. "Don't be quitters" Singapore has lots of opportunities too! (Although totally denied by "friendly" neighbour muk).
Plus, Xin Rui rocks!! - xr
# posted by Leonard @ 10:09 PM 
