Friday, November 11, 2005

 

please listen

guys, i would like to start by talking about the situation in china and india although it is totally unrelated to anything i want to continue with, mostly because i am boring and hope to elicit a "wtf?!" reponse from the audience. also, that is the only thing i know how to talk about. globalisation and stuff.

right, so china is big. and uhh. it is the land of opportunities. it's dead obvious that we should all be aiming to work there because singapore has no future. and that is why i feel the need to repeat this point over and over again. yesterday i was in beijing on holiday (aren't i always?) checking the place out and i was impressed by them. i'm not going to bother telling you why and how they were efficient because that wasn't the point i was trying to make. which makes you wonder, what exactly IS the point i am trying to make? don't worry, i'll get to it soon.

but ONLY after i talk about india.

well, what can i say about india. it's... big. (surprise!) and it's another one of the lands of opportunities. it dead obvious that i wasn't paying attention during the speech, and neither were the rest of you, but i will continue. (ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ insert snoring sounds here) i have absolutely no idea whyy i'm talking about india but since no one is paying attention, i'll keep talking until my allocated time is up. i have nothing against india, in fact i think it's going to be a great country, but honestly i can't remember anything he said.

anyway, as i was saying,

i'm going to miss you guys :(

[the speech was probably that short, except it was sooo incredibly boring that it seemed like an eternity]

Comments:
Keep up the good work »
 
Post a Comment



<< Home

This page is powered by Blogger. Isn't yours?